Thailand is to start worshiping the Snowman

Thailand is to start worshiping the Snowman

Christmas la la la to be jolly la la la! Yeah right!
Four years ago there was no Christmas stress here and it was so nice. I hate Christmas stress in my country from the 15 December and to 25 December people getting crazy. You can smell the stress in the air and now it has come to Thailand, it’s terrible

Christmas has nothing to do with Thailand its not a Thai holiday, I can understand the New Year even if its not Thai New Year and that they put up lights for the Kings birthday the 5 of December its look very nice.

The shopping malls play old Christmas song made by a Pilipino cover band and it sounds terrible and misplaced. For a few years now they had Christmas threes and Santa and ok ok I give in, but this year they even made a snowman in cotton, no please no snowman!

I suspect the following scenario coming next year

Planes can not land in the new Airport because they expect Santa to land any day soon. (Actually the Santa from Finland is coming here this year)

People will be required by law that from 20-25 December to put the air con on max and open all windows.

Silom will be full with Ice and artificial snow falling from the sky and the Katois will freeze there balls off and make them happy.

The poor HO HO Hookers in the Go Go shows have to change from ping pong balls to snow balls and Christmas threes to play around with.

They will freeze all the canals and make it possible to Skate around Bangkok and the only ice ring we have on top of Central World Trade will be turned into another temple were can all year around worship the snowman.

Have anybody told Santa that Thailand does not have chimneys?

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